I was going to write about Dentists.....

Ok, now that I've finished laughing till I had to change my depends 5 times, I'll write about Dentists.

As previously mentioned in this lovely little space of mine, I hate stupidity. Mine own included. This is why I feel that I should warn everyone in the world about the stupidity of ignoring your dentist. (They get very lonely and are often sad for hours on end thinking of how hated they are.) I should say reviled, I revile all dentists. Except for Nouli. She's a good Dentist I think. Well, i wouldn't know. But she makes a killer Mai Tai and knows how to jump off BIG rocks into freezing cold water. I think that makes her a good dentist.

Don't ignore your dentist. You will have pain. I promise. You will have pain.

Now, If you are an annoying little twit that gets off on that kind of shit, by all means, Ignore your dentist. Otherwise, DO NOT DO IT !

I did.

And now I have pain. Horrid, awful, excrciating, bamboo under your pinky nails kind of pain. The kind of pain that makes you wonder what body part you will offer up as sacrifice to what ever deity you decide just so that the pain in your mouth will GO THE FUCK AWAY!

I gave up my penis. No really. Its not a bad trade. I kid, he comes for the penis next week. I kid. Well, maybe I don't. So anyways....

Don't ignore your dentist.

You will love me for reminding you, and when you die, say hello to my penis, God will be holding it as a bargaining chip for the next time I ignore my dentist.